End all...Be all...
02/16/26: The customs arrival procedures are pretty intrusive in Bogota. I found it to be quite ironic, considering we were entering into (not leaving) the epicenter of the cocaine storm of the world....
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Latest Adventures
Let the slow roll begin...
2/09/26: In the morning, I headed over to the bus station in Lima. Big city bus stations in Latin America are humongous. I walked into the main entrance and was overwhelmed with options. There had to ...
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Lima: Chaos, Culture, and Questionable Showers
I landed in Lima, and praised the SIM gods that I wasn't landing in a new country, having to dodge yet another SIM nightmare. Don't worry, I have one more country left to tussle over the SIM.
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Hippies are people too, theoretically...
On 02/02, Boy, lots to be said. I got another 1.5-hour deep tissue massage [+/-$45, I mean, who wouldn't?!], which was highly needed, then started uphill back home to go to the mercado and grab a quic...
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Butt Crack Diplomacy?!!?
I left off still in Bolivia, on my way to Puno on Lake Titicaca — the world's highest navigable lake. What followed: a janky plank ferry, an altitude-defying hike I swore I wouldn't do, and an alpaca with strong opinions about the structural integrity of my pants...
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The Troubles
Arrived in La Paz in the evening of January 18th. When my feet hit the ground after my first night of sleep, I could tell the altitude was going to be a force to be dealt with. My stay, fyi, is $16.22...
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SIM Cards Will Be the Death of Me
After Heather departed, I was left to my own devices once again. Against the wind, the train pulling outta the station, no turning back. What follows is a tale of SIM cards, altitude sickness, and the occasional octopus ceviche...
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...the best day ever!?!? What?!!
Enter, the best day that couldn't have been planned or purchased as a tour. Meeting Verona, exploring the Yungay neighborhood, Pisco Sours at Zarita, crashing a birthday party at 3am...
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When it rains, it pours...
Lost tickets to Rio, spontaneous flights to Mendoza, mythical credit card machines, wine country adventures, and a rainy Andes crossing that almost wasn't...
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Sideways Saturday
Brazil visa disaster at the airport, the blue market currency exchange, flower shop backrooms, and stumbling into a Venezuelan expat celebration...
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Fernando & Bus Mariachi
Feliz ano nuevo! Ferry from Uruguay, meeting the incredible Fernando, New Year's Eve with recovering attorneys and Israeli coffee pushers...
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They got the MEATS!!!
The lord's day, time to chill for us, and mozy around Colonia today. Looking to score a scooter [hopefully I don't get in a fight with it and the road like in Laos/Cambodia or wherever I was where I b...
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Good God, they're Laxatives, not the World Cup!
I'm done with Costa Rica, no mas. Ridiculously expensive, yet lots to offer, though [outdoorsy-ish stuff], I guess, but very touristy. It is beautiful, 1st week we spent time in a beautiful beachfront...
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Guatemala City: Enjoying the Vibe
Hola, Been in Guatemala City for a couple of days now. If you read between the lines on the prior "Journey" update, that whole day was spent getting from Point A to Point B. Got up at 6:30 am and I ar...
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I'm Erich — the Trunk Monkey — and this is the unfiltered logbook of wherever I've wandered off to. Expect mishaps, questionable decisions, the occasional profound-ish thought at altitude, and an ongoing feud with every SIM card in the Southern Hemisphere. If you came for the polished highlight reel, you're on the wrong trunk.
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