End all...Be all...
02/16/26: The customs arrival procedures are pretty intrusive in Bogota. I found it to be quite ironic, considering we were entering into (not leaving) the epicenter of the cocaine storm of the world....
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Latest Adventures
Let the slow roll begin...
2/09/26: In the morning, I headed over to the bus station in Lima. Big city bus stations in Latin America are humongous. I walked into the main entrance and was overwhelmed with options. There had to ...
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Lima: Chaos, Culture, and Questionable Showers
I landed in Lima, and praised the SIM gods that I wasn't landing in a new country, having to dodge yet another SIM nightmare. Don't worry, I have one more country left to tussle over the SIM.
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Hippies are people too, theoretically...
On 02/02, Boy, lots to be said. I got another 1.5-hour deep tissue massage [+/-$45, I mean, who wouldn't?!], which was highly needed, then started uphill back home to go to the mercado and grab a quic...
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Butt Crack Diplomacy?!!?
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The Troubles
Arrived in La Paz in the evening of January 18th. When my feet hit the ground after my first night of sleep, I could tell the altitude was going to be a force to be dealt with. My stay, fyi, is $16.22...
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SIM Cards Will Be the Death of Me
After Heather departed, I was left to my own devices once again. Against the wind, the train pulling outta the station, no turning back. What follows is a tale of SIM cards, altitude sickness, and the occasional octopus ceviche...
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...the best day ever!?!? What?!!
Enter, the best day that couldn't have been planned or purchased as a tour. Meeting Verona, exploring the Yungay neighborhood, Pisco Sours at Zarita, crashing a birthday party at 3am...
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When it rains, it pours...
Lost tickets to Rio, spontaneous flights to Mendoza, mythical credit card machines, wine country adventures, and a rainy Andes crossing that almost wasn't...
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Sideways Saturday
Brazil visa disaster at the airport, the blue market currency exchange, flower shop backrooms, and stumbling into a Venezuelan expat celebration...
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Fernando & Bus Mariachi
Feliz ano nuevo! Ferry from Uruguay, meeting the incredible Fernando, New Year's Eve with recovering attorneys and Israeli coffee pushers...
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They got the MEATS!!!
The lord's day, time to chill for us, and mozy around Colonia today. Looking to score a scooter [hopefully I don't get in a fight with it and the road like in Laos/Cambodia or wherever I was where I b...
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Good God, they're Laxatives, not the World Cup!
I'm done with Costa Rica, no mas. Ridiculously expensive, yet lots to offer, though [outdoorsy-ish stuff], I guess, but very touristy. It is beautiful, 1st week we spent time in a beautiful beachfront...
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Guatemala City: Enjoying the Vibe
Hola, Been in Guatemala City for a couple of days now. If you read between the lines on the prior "Journey" update, that whole day was spent getting from Point A to Point B. Got up at 6:30 am and I ar...
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Welcome to my travel chronicles! I'm Erich, aka the Trunk Monkey, documenting my adventures around the world. Expect tales of mishaps, discoveries, questionable decisions, and the occasional profound observation about life, tech, and why cats haven't pushed everything off the edge of the world yet.
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